(Mr. Ed Theme Song by Ray Evans & Jay Livingston)
You can call me a horse, of course.
You can call me an equine.
You can call me an odd toed ungulate.
But don't call me late for dinner.
Honestly, I won't be offended if you call me an odd toed ungulate. It's sort of like when Mr. OnceUpon gives Mrs. OnceUpon a hug and says, "You smell like a horse." And Mrs. OnceUpon replies, "Why, thank you!"
I'm proud to be an odd toed ungulate which means I'm a hooved animal with an odd number of toes on each hoof.
Thankfully, I have only one toe per hoof or my farrier bill would be huge!
My taxonomy (or how those smarty pants scientists would describe a horse):
Order: Perissodactyla (enter the odd toed ungulates)
Please give a carrot to your horse, of course!